10 Things to Do with Your 3DS Before the eShop Closes
10 Things to Do with Your 3DS Before the eShop Closes
1. Hold your 3DS up to the sky and take some grainy, disgusting three-dee pictures
1. Hold your 3DS up to the sky and take some grainy, disgusting three-dee pictures
Remember how exciting it was to see your favorite games and characters in 3D, even if it did strain your eyes.
2. Apply cleaning solution to both screens for the first time in years
2. Apply cleaning solution to both screens for the first time in years
Marvel at how much brighter and clearer they look.
3. Clear your schedule for future Nintendo 3DS use
3. Clear your schedule for future Nintendo 3DS use
Even though the Eshop may be closing, your love for this console will never die.
4. Kill one of those invasive bugs with your Nintendo 2DS if you have one
4. Kill one of those invasive bugs with your Nintendo 2DS if you have one
They're not much good for much else.
5. Yearn for how much better your life was in 2011
5. Yearn for how much better your life was in 2011
The world seemed full of possibilities and wonder.
6. Ovulate and use your 3DS to distract yourself from the pain of loss
6. Ovulate and use your 3DS to distract yourself from the pain of loss
Forget your troubles.
7. Usurp God in one of the many Shin Megami Tensei games
7. Usurp God in one of the many Shin Megami Tensei games
Forget your troubles.
8. Read the user manual built into the 3DS for Soul Hackers
8. Read the user manual built into the 3DS for Soul Hackers
You're not beating the game without it.
9. 3D film yourself one last time, for posterity
9. 3D film yourself one last time, for posterity
Marvel at how far technology has come since the 3DS's debut.
10. Delete any Miis of ex-girlfriends
10. Delete any Miis of ex-girlfriends
Reflect on how much you've grown and changed since those simpler times.
11. Shit with your 3Ds in your hands - bonus tip
11. Shit with your 3Ds in your hands - bonus tip
Remember how much you loved doing that?